ASK, TELL

in general i tend to stay away from writing about politics. [american politics, that is, i couldn't give a fuck about uk politics, despite the fact that i live and work here. you guys have an election, like, whenever you feel like it? what the fuck?] though i'm not saying...

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LICK MY LISTS

Ever since I was little, I've had a bit of a thing with lists. I can list anything. Hidden away in a closet at my parents' house in suburban Indiana are stacks upon stacks of spiral-bound, perforated, college-ruled notebooks, each one of them filled to the brim with lists...

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